Distractions

It was a dark and stormy night--

Ball? Ball? Ball? Play ball? Wanna play ball? Wanna play? Play ball? Wanna play? Ball? Ball? Ball? Play ball with me? Ball?

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It was a dark and stormy night. Lightning flashed--

Walk? Walk? Walk? Go for walk? For walk? Walk me? Walk? Go for walk?—CAR RIDE! Car ride? Car? Ride? Go for ride in car? Ride? In car? Car? Ride?

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It was a dark and stormy night. Lightning flashed. Thunder cracked--

Ball? Ball? Ball? Wanna play ball? Play ball with me. Ball? Ball?.....Ball?

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(Sigh). Sometimes, the pup just needs to come first.